Here is a collection of some superstitions with some amusing responses. Which among these do you deem as the funniest?
“Knives and other sharp and pointed objects are said to be a bad choice for wedding gifts for this will lead to a broken marriage.”
“A coffin should be built to fit the corpse; otherwise, a family member of the deceased will soon die.”
“When a tree that was planted upon the birth of a child dies, the child will also die.”
“A person with big ears will have a long life.”
“Maybe because he can hear about good opportunities better than small-eared people. He must never use it in hearing and spreading gossips though, it might get him to be strangled by angry neighbors which can cause premature death!”
“Women with wide hips will bear many children.”
“People with eyebrows that almost meet easily get jealous.”
“Men with hairy chests are playboys.”
“Rains during the wedding means prosperity and happiness for the newlyweds.”
“A person whose teeth are spaced far apart is a liar.”
“Actually, the ones listening didn’t get the facts straight. Why? Because they are distracted by the person’s oddly-spaced teeth! That’s too bad for him, having bad set of teeth and being labeled as a liar.”
“Parents who despise ugly children will bear an ugly child.”
Which among these should be ranked as No. 1?